Friday, November 14, 2008

Cops: Central Pennsylvania Episode


When I was a kid, I worked as a paperboy for The Evening Sentinel, Carlisle, Pennsylvania's daily newspaper. Does anyone remember EVENING newspapers? Anywhoo, I keep up with my old hometown by checking out their website: Cumblerlink.com. Apparently, Central PA is experiencing a crime wave:


A package of Huggies diapers was stolen from the front porch in Carlisle Saturday, according to Carlisle police.

A woman reported that she left the package on the porch of her home in the 100 block of East Penn Street about 2:30 p.m. while she took groceries inside. When she returned for them, they were gone, police said. Police ask anyone with information about the theft to call XXX-XXXX.



Michael C. Kelly was charged with open lewdness and disorderly conduct “after he was observed urinating in a public drinking fountain at the Wal-Mart Supercenter” Wednesday, according to Carlisle police.

Kelly, 62, is of Boiling Springs, police said, noting that the incident happened at about 3:45 p.m. and Kelly was located in the store.


Seriously, I come from da streets yo. Word.