I am ashamed that I've never posted anything about one of my true obsessions - Yolanda Vega (thanks to Dlisted for reminding me). Ms. Vega is one of the New York State Lottery announcers, and is known for her signature phrase "I'm Yolanda Vega!". Miss Yo Yo reported makes a salary of $85,000 per year for drawing numbers (which she pronounces "numbahs" - Brooklyn in da house!) on live TV - which she's been doing for 20 years now. And after you watch this video (which celebrates her 20th anniversary), you will see that the fabulous Yoooolaaaaaaaanda Vega is WAY underpaid. Skip to the 1:05 mark if you'd only like to hear her signature shout-out.
