Sunday, July 18, 2010

Birthday Boy - Vin Diesel


My future ex-husband Vin Diesel turns 43 today, which means I will also be turning 43 in about 5 weeks. We're cosmically linked like that, you know.


Here is some inside scoop on Big Daddy Diesel: despite all the rumors, he is NOT gay.  "Mark Vincent" (his real name) grew up in Greenwich Village, the neighborhood I work in. I've spoken to people who hung out with him as kids and they say Mr. Vincent got into a lot of shizz during his youth (don't we all) - but other guys was never one of them.


But make no mistake - I'm not about to let a little thing like heterosexuality stand in the way of our love...