Wednesday, February 18, 2009

God Told Him To Quit (During A Recession)


The Right Wingnutosphere is ecstatic about Albert Thompson (above) - a personal banker at Chevy Chase Bank in Virginia. Mr. Thompson became upset by his bank's new policy of accepting Mexican consulate I.D. cards to open new accounts, instead of the usual social security card/number.

So Albert prayed to the Baby Jeebus (seriously), and guess what?!? The Sweet Baby Jeebus told him to QUIT HIS JOB. Because God obviously hates Mexicans - especially the ones who may have tricked the Mexican consulate into providing them with fake identification. In Mr. Thompson's Bible, there is a special place in Hell for undocumented workers - right between the child molesters and the blasphemers.

So the extremely stupid (but devout) Mr. Thompson quit his bank job in the middle of a banking meltdown and recession. Dumbass.

Seriously Dude - WTF?? Why do you give a crap if someone who has money and has approved identification wants to deposit said money into your bank? I may not be a banker, but it seems to me that more money in your bank = a good thing. And what does religion have to do with any of this?

I certainly hope you don't apply for unemployment benefits. Because I heard the Baby Jeebus hates lazy welfare recipients almost as much as he hates Mexicans.

Read more about this dumbassery from Joe.My.God HERE.