Sunday, February 22, 2009

Baby Jesus to be Madonna's Oscar Date?


Madonna is reportedly taking her 22-year-old boyfriend Jesus Luz to the Oscar's tonight. Let's hope she wears sleeves - and he doesn't.

Madonna and the Baby Jesus were seen leaving NYC's Kabbalah Center recently (below). Luz is supposedly so in love with Her Madgesty that he's willing to learn about Kabbalah - even though he comes from a devout Catholic family. Many Madonna-watchers, however, are saying this whole "relationship" is a typical trick to keep Madge in the spotlight.


Hey - Madonna could be doing worse things than banging a 22-year-old Brazilian hunk. Goodness knows I would if I were her. Don't judge, bitches - it's a free country.