God Told Him To Quit (During A Recession)

The Right Wingnutosphere is ecstatic about Albert Thompson (above) - a personal banker at Chevy Chase Bank in Virginia. Mr. Thompson became upset by his bank's new policy of accepting Mexican consulate I.D. cards to open new accounts, instead of the usual social security card/number.

So Albert prayed to the Baby Jeebus (seriously), and guess what?!? The Sweet Baby Jeebus told him to QUIT HIS JOB. Because God obviously hates Mexicans - especially the ones who may have tricked the Mexican consulate into providing them with fake identification. In Mr. Thompson's Bible, there is a special place in Hell for undocumented workers - right between the child molesters and the blasphemers.

So the extremely stupid (but devout) Mr. Thompson quit his bank job in the middle of a banking meltdown and recession. Dumbass.

Seriously Dude - WTF?? Why do you give a crap if someone who has money and has approved identification wants to deposit said money into your bank? I may not be a banker, but it seems to me that more money in your bank = a good thing. And what does religion have to do with any of this?

I certainly hope you don't apply for unemployment benefits. Because I heard the Baby Jeebus hates lazy welfare recipients almost as much as he hates Mexicans.

Read more about this dumbassery from Joe.My.God HERE.

Free Abortion Doughnuts!!

Krispy Kreme is celebrating Inauguration Day by offering a "free doughnut of choice to every customer on this historic day".

Of course the Right Wing idiots are going batshit crazy because of the use of the word "choice". They say that Krispy Kreme is promoting abortion ("freedom of choice"). Read the story from Joe.My.God. HERE.

So when you finish your delicious free Krispy Kreme Doughnut today - and you are licking the warm sugar off your dirty, liberal fingers - what you are actually doing is celebrating unborn fetuses.

Fucktardalicious!!!

Camp?!? I LOVE Camping!!!

"Pastor" Steve Kern (husband of Oklahoma homophobe Sally Kern) has a solution for this country's gay problem:

"We have to get rid of that and start curing those sinners. It’s past time that this nation stopped placating sin and start putting them in education programs. Courts can force drug offenders into treatment centers and violent people into anger management. There’s no reason our courts can’t do that with homos."

Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhh .... CAMP!!! Complete with naked hiking, weenie roasts, theme parties ... and GAS CHAMBERS???? Fun!!

Read more from Joe.My.God HERE. BTW - there are rumors that Steve and Sally have a gay son - a claim they have denied.

I have something to say to Stevie and Sally: Ignorance can be cured - but stupid is forever.

Oregonians Run Haters Out Of Town

This is a story I meant to wright about a while ago, but never got around to it. While Barack Obama was becoming the first African-American president, Stu Rasmussen (below) became the America's first Transgender Mayor.

Stu Rasmussen had been mayor of Silverton, Oregon twice before - but he was still living in the closet and wearing men's clothes. This time around, he proudly dressed as a woman, and beat incumbent Mayor Ken Hector by 13 percentage points.

The residents of Silverton seem to love Mayor Rasmussen, and they displayed this love recently. The idiots from the Westboro Baptist "Church" decided to come to town from Kansas and "speak some words of truth to this 60-year-old pervert" (according to their website). I have posted about these fuckwads before (HERE and HERE).

So four Westboro losers show up in the middle of Silverton to teach the "pervert" a lesson. They stand on American flags (God hates America because of all us fags) and hold up their signs saying "Barack Obama=AntiChrist", "God Hates You", and "Fag Media Shame".


And guess what these idiots found? From Towleroad:

"The counterprotesters were waiting across the two-lane street -- men in skirts and boots, moms with babes in arm, lifelong Silverton residents alongside kids playing hooky from Salem schools. The crowd of about 150 waved and drummed and hugged. Their signs, homemade, hurriedly produced on office laser printers and painted on the back of campaign yard signs, focused on the positive. 'My love is bigger than your hate,' read one. 'We love Stu (and so does God).' 'Everyone is welcome in Silverton.' "

Silverton, Oregon - you officially ROCK. This is the kind of stuff that makes me proud to be an American.



Read the entire story (with video) from Towleroad HERE.

See Ya In Hell, Bitches!!

This right-wing lunatic has told her followers if they vote for Obama they are disobeying God and will go to Hell. Seriously.

To all those who name the name of Christ who plan to willfully disobey Him by voting for Obama, take warning. Not only is our nation in grave danger, according to the Word of God, so are you ... [T]his election is not about race. It's not about the economy. It's about obeying God.

Read more about her asshattery HERE. I guess there will be lots of Dust Bunnies in Hell.

AssHat Of The Day

Eduardo Verastegui is a superstar actor and singer in Latin America. Eduardo Verastegui is also a world-class douchenozzle. The devout Catholic recently made a video for the Yes On 8 haters (see it HERE), and in his spare time he likes to pray outside of abortion clinics (HERE). Oh, and he won't kiss women on-screen, because he's not married to them. I'm sure Jesus appreciates that.

He is yet another asshole using religion as a cover for HATE. You know how I love the Papis - but Señor Verastegui can KISS.MY.ASS...

Today's Hate Update

Unfortunately there are many people (including Arnold Schwarzenegger) who think gay pioneer Harvey Milk shouldn’t be honored. Click HERE.

There are others who think that I should never be allowed to marry. Click HERE.

But perhaps most disturbingly, there are some people who think I SHOULD BE KILLED. Click HERE.


To all of them I say – FUCK YOU!

A Good Friday Message from the Westboro Baptist "Church":

Isn't that just lovely?!? I've posted about these hateful, evil assholes before. From Joe.My.God.