Sunday, January 18, 2009

Watch This Show!!!!!


Tool Academy on VH1 is a precious gift from the sweet Baby Jeebus. Oh.My.God. This show deserves Emmys, Golden Globes and Pulitzer Motherf*cking Prizes. I am even sending an email to the Nobel committee in Norway or Luxembourg or wherever the hell they are. Certainly there is a Nobel prize that Tool Academy qualifies for.

I am watching the show right now, and I am in heaven. The gentleman above, Shawn, just had his TWO "girlfriends" confront each other. "I'm an asshole", he said, "but I did have TWO hot girlfriends, dude". Yeah, until one of them stormed off the set in tears.

HOLY CRAP - Mary Murphy, that screaming Ho from So You Think You Can Dance, is judging a dance competition. WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

This shit is perfect television...