Watch This Show!!!!!

Tool Academy on VH1 is a precious gift from the sweet Baby Jeebus. Oh.My.God. This show deserves Emmys, Golden Globes and Pulitzer Motherf*cking Prizes. I am even sending an email to the Nobel committee in Norway or Luxembourg or wherever the hell they are. Certainly there is a Nobel prize that Tool Academy qualifies for.

I am watching the show right now, and I am in heaven. The gentleman above, Shawn, just had his TWO "girlfriends" confront each other. "I'm an asshole", he said, "but I did have TWO hot girlfriends, dude". Yeah, until one of them stormed off the set in tears.

HOLY CRAP - Mary Murphy, that screaming Ho from So You Think You Can Dance, is judging a dance competition. WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

This shit is perfect television...

"Christians" Vow To Spread Hate Across Nation

The "Christian" Coalition, who do the Lord's work by hating on the Gays, is patting itself on the back for being so good at Election Day Hate:

Among the most important news from yesterday's elections were the banning of homosexual "marriages" in the states of California, Florida, and Arizona. Indeed, the citizens of California overturned a tyrannical judicial decision by 4 California judges (in a 4-3 decision earlier this year) by passing Proposition 8 yesterday.

The President of the Christian Coalition of America, Roberta Combs (the ugly bitch pictured above) said: "The American people are proud of their fellow citizens in the states of California, Florida and Arizona for upholding traditional marriage between one man and one woman. Christian Coalition of America will continue to fight to ensure that government serves to strengthen and preserve, rather than threaten, our families and our values."

Thus far, 30 states have outlawed homosexual "marriages" by an average close to 70% approval by voters through amendments to the state constitutions. In addition, the voters in Arkansas yesterday approved a measure banning unmarried couples from serving as adoptive or foster parents. It will be the goal of Christian Coalition to ensure that the other 20 states adopt similar amendments banning homosexual "marriages" including the states of Massachusetts and Connecticut which also had two judicial decisions, by one vote margins, legalizing these abominations.

These are the same Douchenozzles who boycotted McDonald's after one of its executives was named to the board of the National Gay and Lesbian Chamber of Commerce. Heaven forbid.