Thursday, November 5, 2009

Curly Fry H8ters Spreading Lies


According to something called the "Agence France Presse" - a "news" organization from a country called "France" - a diet heavy in processed and fatty foods increases the risk of depression. I found this on a fringe website called "Yahoo News".

However, according to the "David Dust Bureau of Truth and Deliciousness", a diet heavy in processed Roast Beef and Curly Fries is the key to success and happiness forever and ever. Amen.


Oh my goodness, this story makes me so very sad, I need to go cry for a few hours...