If you're thinking about dating His Royal Highness, Prince William, then keep in mind these Pros & Cons...
- Every year he looks more and more like his father and less like his mother.
- Will be completely bald by next Wednesday.
- Probably doesn't know how to heat up a Hot Pocket if he gets hungry. Constantly ringing bells to summon Footmen - even at YOUR apartment.
Pros:
- Heir to the throne of the United Kingdom and the other Commonwealth Realms. As the saying goes, "You got to have a J-O-B, if you wanna be.with.me". And that's not a bad J-O-B.
- Access to the Tower of London. Able to borrow the Crown Jewels anytime he feels the need to accessorize or give his current love interest a multi-carat present.
- Speaking of the Crown Jewels, Willy is obviously lugging around QUITE the sceptre in his Royal Shorts (see picture above).
So ... would YOU hit it???
