Happy Hump Day!

Just Saying...

Beach Vacation

"Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'"

... Steven Wright

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Programming Note

Blogging will be much lighter than usual this week/weekend, as I will be getting out of the City and heading to beautiful Raystown Lake (above) with my Dad, Stepmom, Brother and Sister-In-Law.

My family has taken this trip for years, and they've always wanted me to join them. However, I've always refused due to the fact that NO AIR CONDITIONING + FAT SWEATY DIVA = EVIL MISERABLE FAT SWEATY DIVA. Which, BTW, is also the name of the drag queen heavy metal band I manage in my spare time (below). Look for our album - Evil Miserable Fat Sweaty Diva "Live In Times Square" - to drop in the fall.

Anywhore, don't you know that - in order to accommodate his favorite Fat Sweaty Diva - Papa Bunny went and found a fully furnished cabin at the lake WITH air conditioning!! So now it's safe (?) for me to go. Papa Bunny, in case you haven't figured it out, is a Saint.

Here's a heads up for the Lake Raystown Paparazzi (above): I'm certain that pictures of moi FISHING AND DRINKING BEER FROM CANS could fetch a pretty penny from the National Enquirer, Gay Field & Gay Stream or maybe Ripley's Believe It Or Not.  However, much like Lindsay Lohan when she tips off the Paps before drunkenly staggering out of rehab a nightclub, I require a percentage of all profits. Coors Light and live bait ain't gonna pay for themselves, you know.

Vacay Ad FAIL

"I hear it's simply LOVELY this time of year..."

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My Christmas Vacation Has Begun!

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz .... That's the sound of me chillaxin' (and snoring) this morning on my first day of Christmas Vacation (this post was done last night and scheduled for this morning). Today I'll do some shopping, cleaning, and packing - and tomorrow I'll jump on an Amtrak train for a week with the family in Pennsylvania. Hopefully I won't get a bad case of the farts like the last time I traveled by train ...

Blogging will continue (you know how I roll) - so keep checking in - but posting will be lighter than usual. Also,  there will be no recaps of The Fashion Show and Top Chef All Star this week. As for next week - we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

There is a possibility I might do some "Drunk Tweeting" of The Fashion Show tonight - so check Twitter later to see if I'm making a fool of myself. There's a big, untouched bottle of Bacardi Limon in my apartment that's just BEGGING me to mess with it...

Anywhore - as an early Christmas gift to you, here is a picture of Chef Tre Wilcox carrying meat, showing off his guns, and practically busting the chest out of his Top Chef T-Shirt. This should make up nicely for not having a recap ...

In fact, many would probably prefer pictures of Tre INSTEAD of my recaps each week - me included!

XOXOXO

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Happy Hump Day!

Only three more days of work this week and ONE day next week - and then I'm off until 2011. Now if I could just spend my vacay with THIS fine gentleman...

"Cousin Eddie" Is Still Broke

According to Gawker, actor Randy Quaid (who played "Cousin Eddie" in all the Vacation movies) and his wife, Evi, were arrested for squatting in their old house - which they had sold three years ago.  Furthermore, the Quaids were busted last year for using bad credit cards. Damn economy!

Below are their latest mugshots ... but could someone please tell me why Evi is grinning like she just won the Bingo tournament at the local Knights of Columbus hall? ...

I guess it's time for Cousin Eddie to dust off the white shoes and hit up Clark for another loan...

Perfect Vacation Spot...

...except I'd need air conditioning.

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