"Cousin Eddie" Is Still Broke

According to Gawker, actor Randy Quaid (who played "Cousin Eddie" in all the Vacation movies) and his wife, Evi, were arrested for squatting in their old house - which they had sold three years ago.  Furthermore, the Quaids were busted last year for using bad credit cards. Damn economy!

Below are their latest mugshots ... but could someone please tell me why Evi is grinning like she just won the Bingo tournament at the local Knights of Columbus hall? ...

I guess it's time for Cousin Eddie to dust off the white shoes and hit up Clark for another loan...

Shawne Merriman Takes A Shot At Tila Tequila

Former Daddy of the Day - and San Diego Chargers linebacker - Shawne Merriman (above) was arrested on suspicion of choking and restraining reality TV star Tila Tequila (below) last night. Tequila ended up in the hospital, and Merriman remains in custody. Read the story HERE.

I'm just glad that the often-in-trouble Merriman was in a good mood when he met Project Runway's Christian Siriano back in April ...

ShamWOW Vince Arrested!

There is nothing I could write that would do this story justice the way Dlisted did. Please go HERE and read their post, entitled "ShamWow Vince Will Slap Chop A Ho!".

Celebs Like To Drink And Drive

Evil Decorator Beeyotch and Trading Spaces star Doug Wilson was arrested for DUI on December 31 in Decatur, IL. Read the story HERE (his lovely mugshot is above).

I always HATED him on Trading Spaces. Doug would always do something the homeowners didn't want just to piss them off. Remember when he made that woman cry when he covered up her fireplace? That was just evil. Frank never made anyone cry ...

In other drunken news, retired basketball star Charles Barkley was arrested on the same day for DUI. Although Barkley wasn't driving a Hummer, he was in quite a hurry to get to his hummer when he was pulled over. Read the (possibly NSFW) story, and see the sweatiest.mugshot.ever HERE.