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Martha Stewart: Rachael Ray Is NOT A Good Thing

I have always loved Martha Stewart. Rachael Ray? ... not so much. So when I read about Martha telling it like it T-I-IS about Ms. Ray, I was absolutely thrilled.

In an interview with Nightline, former Federal Prison Inmate No. 55170-054 didn't hold back...

Stewart said "Well, to me, [Rachael Ray] professed that she could -- cannot bake. She -- just did a new cookbook which is just a re-edit of a lot of her old recipes. She -- and that's not good enough for me."

Martha added that writing a cookbook is "a unique and lasting thing. Something that will really fulfill a need in someone's library. Rachael is different. She is more of an entertainer ... with her bubbly personality, than she is a teacher, like me. That's not what she's professing to be."

Oh, that is simply delicious. NO ONE does superior beeyotch better than Martha. And I love how she uses the terms "bubbly" and "entertainer" but we all know she actually meant "loathsome" and "dirtyroadwhore".

BTW - could these two women look any LESS comfortable in that picture (top)? Rachael looks like she wants to run, and Martha looks like she is ready to squash a bug.

Casey Thompson Is Like School on a Saturday - NO CLASS

Casey Thompson talks smack about Carla's performance last night on Top Chef. What a bitch. She tells SIDEDISH...

"Carla was not prepared and in over her head. The show did not talk about how the first course (crab) took her half of the friggin’ cooking time that day, I was left to work the rest of HER dishes."

"She also did not have a plan. The ONLY thing she had in mind was a cheese course! I would NEVER do a cheese course. And where in the hell did french come from!? She is not even classically trained! It (the show) didn’t talk about how I worked on a sauce for 2 days and Carla forgot to put it on the plate… It didn’t show how the 2nd course (fish) was MINE. It didn’t show how she took the sous vide idea and decided to GRILL it last minute causing it to be tough… And it didn’t show how she WANTED to do the souffles which she does not even know how to make! That was HER food, because it certainly was me asking her how she wanted to do this and that while she was busy picking crab the entire time and making a souffle that didn’t rise!"

"I am done with TC. I did not influence her. She has NO ideas of her own, oh, except a cheese course."

Meanwhile, Carla told a reporter "Don't blame Casey", and was genuinely concerned about how Casey was "taking all of this" (read about it HERE). I guess we know EXACTLY how Casey is taking all of this - like a bitter, stank LOSER.

Dirty Tricks In Wisconsin

See the story HERE. Is it Tuesday yet?...

See Ya In Hell, Bitches!!

This right-wing lunatic has told her followers if they vote for Obama they are disobeying God and will go to Hell. Seriously.

To all those who name the name of Christ who plan to willfully disobey Him by voting for Obama, take warning. Not only is our nation in grave danger, according to the Word of God, so are you ... [T]his election is not about race. It's not about the economy. It's about obeying God.

Read more about her asshattery HERE. I guess there will be lots of Dust Bunnies in Hell.

Sarah Brings Her Stank To Penn State

Sarah Palin will make a campaign stop at Penn State University (my alma mater) later this evening. She will appear at the 8,000-seat "Rec Hall" - which was right across the street from my dormitory on campus and was the site of my graduation ceremony.

Mrs. Palin might be interested to know that back in my day, some EXTREMELY "un-American" things used to happen in Rec Hall's men's locker room (and in the showers). Or so I've been told... :)