"Tiger Mother" Wendi Daaaaaang

Yesterday, while facing questions from Parliament about the phone hacking scandal, some dude tried to throw a cream pie in Rupert Murdoch's face. That's when Murdoch's wife, Wendi Deng, opened up a big can of Oh No He Di-int Whoop Ass...

China's online community is hailing Wendi as a "Tiger Mother" and praising her for defending her man. But Dlisted blogger (and my blogging idol) Michael K - who loves a good Gold Digger almost as much as he loves Anderson Cooper - cracked me up with his retelling:

"During a hearing for the News of the World phone hacking scandal, billionaire media mogul Rupert Murdoch must've wished he had his Sith Lord hood on when comedian Jonnie Marbles busted a shaving cream pie right into his face. Rupert's wife Wendi Deng (or Wendi Daaaang as her homegirls will now call her) is definitely gangsta, because she defended her sugar vato by throwing punches at the cream pie tosser. That's gold digger love right there. Rupert will later thank Wendi the only way a vato knows how: by giving her a cheek hickey that'll match one of the liver spots on his face. Ride or die, bitch!"

DON'T MESS with a Gold Digger's money.

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Is Father Cutié A Gay Chubby-Chaser?!?

Back in May I did a POST about Father Alberto Cutié - a Catholic priest with a large radio and television following who was caught canoodling with a woman in Miami. After the media exposed Cutié's "romance", he left the Catholic church, married the woman, and became an Episcopal minister.

But José Linares Suarez, Cutie's radio-show producer, told TV y Novelas that Alberto Cutié is actually gay. AND HE'S A CHUBBY CHASER! From Boy Culture:

Suarez says Cutie's sexuality is well known to those around him, that he lived with a priest who was his lover for two years and, most specifically that he had a younger (36 or 37), chubby lover named Leonardo who would arrive to Cutie's quarters late at night. Once, Suarez walked in on Cutie and Leonardo, finding the younger man's pants down as Cutie caressed his genitals. Cutie asked for discretion, which Suarez apparently provided—until now.

One of my coworkers actually told me about the gay angle of this story before I read about it on the internet. My coworker is a straight man who was born in Columbia, and had heard that the whole marriage was set up to save Cutié's reputation. Cutié is extremely well-known among Latinos, and the gossip is that Father Cutié wanted to put the gay rumors to rest so he could continue his job as a celebrity minister. This, of course, would have been impossible if it was known to be gay. It's a sad thing, but in today's society it's OK to be an adulterer, just not a GAY adulterer. Hello, Mark Sanford!!

But seriously, if Father SuperCutie wants to leave religion and get with someone who is SuperChubby, I am SO available...

Escandalo!

OMG - a Catholic Priest scandal that doesn't involve embezzlement or little boys! South Beach Priest, Rev. Alberto Cutié (his real name) was caught cavorting with a REAL LIVE LADYPERSON by a Mexican tabloid last week. Father Cutié has since proclaimed his love for the woman - and will probably be kicked out of the priesthood as a result.


In my opinion, the idea of celibacy for Priests is ridiculous in this day and age. Just look at him - Father Hottie was put on this earth to provide HOT PAPI LOVIN'!


The celibacy requirement also provided a convenient cover for generations of closeted gay men. The Priesthood was one of the only opportunities for a (closeted) gay man to become an esteemed member of the community (and conveniently, they WEREN'T ALLOWED to get married). We all know how well that worked out.

Anywhoo, if Padre Cutié decides that women aren't his thing after all, he should definitely give me a call ...

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