Blonds Have More Fun

“Dress impressively like the French, speak with authority like the Germans, have blond hair like the Scandinavians and speak of no American presidents except Lincoln, Roosevelt and Kennedy.”

... Sylvaine Rouy Neves

Curls

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Hair

"Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair".

... Khalil Gibran

Braided

“Iconic clothing has been secularized. A guardsman in a dress uniform is ostensibly an icon of aggression; his coat is red as the blood he hopes to shed. Seen on a coat-hanger, with no man inside it, the uniform loses all its blustering significance and, to the innocent eye seduced by decorative color and tactile braid, it is as abstract in symbolic information as a parasol to an Eskimo. It becomes simply magnificent.”

... Angela Carter

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Let Me MULLET Over ...

I really wish the Internet would quite publishing pics from my childhood. Really, it's embarrassing...

Actually, that's a blatent lie - this picture CANNOT be me for two reasons: 1) My conservative dad would have frowned upon me wearing a hippy commie socialist tie-dyed t-shirt; and 2) I've never won anything in my life.

Therefore, this kid is not only more STYLISH than I was at his age (tie-dyed shirt), but more ACCOMPLISHED (trophy). But at least I had better hair back in the day - it was blond, feathered and FIERCE - and hair-sprayed within an inch of its life.

Photo Source: TDW

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Bald Is Beautiful

"Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough." 

... Larry David

"A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him." 

... Mae West 

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Braided

"You been with me since I had long braids."

... Trey Songz

Eazie B. 

[On his long friendship with Dr. Dre] "I think me and Dre are gonna be like Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon. When we get really old, I`ll probably have gray braids."

... Snoop Dogg

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Is He Wearing a "Bumpit" ?

Hmmmmmm ... ???

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Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

Dorothy Shaw: [singing] I like a beautiful hunk of man. But I'm no physical culture fan. Ain't there anyone here for love?

Lorelei Lee: [holding a tiara] How do you put it around your neck? 

Dorothy Shaw: You don't, honey, it goes on your head! 

Lorelei Lee: You must think I was born yesterday. 

Dorothy Shaw: Well, sometimes there's just no other possible explanation.

Dorothy Shaw: Honey, did it ever occur to you that some people just don't care about money?

Lorelei Lee: Please, we're talking serious here.

RIP Jane Russell (I'll have a remembrance post up first thing tomorrow am).

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Working The Hairless Look

It looks like Papi was attacked by a giant bottle of Nair - but he's still C-U-T-E as hell.

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Oh Honey ...

You're gorgeous, but something MUST be done about those split ends.

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Don't Change a Hair

Incredible light

That you possess

Don't change a hair on your head.

Never relieve me

Of your presence

Lovely as you are, my friend.

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