All-American Hunk - Jared Odrick

Jared Odrick is a senior defensive tackle for the Penn State Nittany Lions who was just named to the American Football Coaches Association All-America team. Jared is 6 feet 5 inches tall and weighs 305 pounds - so it would be frightening NOT to name him a first-team All-American. After all, you wouldn't like him when he's angry...

Odrick is from Lebanon, Pennsylvania - which is close to where I grew up. FYI: Lebanon, PA is NOT pronounced "Leb-a-NON", we pronounce it "LEB-nun". Us simple Pennsylvania Dutch folk don't have time for such foolishness as extra syllables in words. We got crops to plant and wide receivers to tackle.

Thanks to my buddy Dwight Supremacy for sending me information on this mountain of a man.

Penn State Football Hottie - Daryll Clark

Daryll Clark is the quarterback for the Penn State Nittany Lions, who close out their 2009 schedule today at Michigan State. WE ARE ... PENN STATE!!!!!!

Penn State Football Saturday - Chaz Powell

Chaz Powell is a sophomore at the greatest University in the world - Penn State. Chaz and the Penn State Nittany Lions take on Temple this afternoon in Happy Valley - a team we ALWAYS beat when I was in school. Go State!!

Now's My Chance...

The unbelievably hot Reggie Bush and the extremely untalented Kim Kardashian have broken up - according to Dlisted.


Note to Reggie: I totally don't mind being "The Rebound Ho", but I doubt you could do any pushups with ME on your back ...