Evan Lysacek Wants A "Girlfriend"

Figure skater and paragon of masculinity, Evan Lysacek, recently told Radar that he's looking for a "girlfriend". But I think Evan meant {{{snapping fingers sassily}}} "GUUUURRRLLLFRIEND!". Via Dlisted:

"I'm lonely. I need a girlfriend. I’m looking for funny, someone who can deal with a busy schedule—which has been a problem in the past. And I don't know, just a cool girl. I need someone to hang out with me.”

Honey, I hear ya.  You need someone who will talk about boys, sequined costumes and Jazz Hands with you.  We all need that, Princess...

Last Night On Television...

Did anyone watch Lost last night? OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!

I can't believe they actually gave us some answers!  Those WERE answers, right?!?...

Right?!?!

I also watched some of the Olympic Men's Figure Skating short program.  But I wanted to hurl ever time the announcers salivated over "hard-working athlete" Evan Lysacek (AKA "straight"), while dismissing Johnny Weir's "flamboyance" (AKA "gay").  Note to Men's Figure Skating: it may be a little difficult to "butch-up" the sport when your athletes look like THIS ...

Werq!!!  Also, to further "de-gay" Men's Figure Skating, you might want to stop playing The Scissor Sisters in the arena between performances.  Just saying.

Anyclosetcase, I had to throw away away my Gaydar after it burst into flames when Evan tip-toed onto the ice wearing his "Big Bird Gone Bad" outfit...

Glamour!  Drama!!  Masculinity???...  Give me a break.  Evan Lysacek is gayer than a wicker basket full of tiaras in Richard Simmons' Sunroom.  There, I said it...

Dust Bunny Marker discusses the "gay" figure skating issue in more depth HERE.  What did YOU watch last night?