My Life Is Now Complete

Those purveyors of delicious roast beef over at Arby's are FINALLY following me on Twitter! But what in the curlyfried hell took them so long??? (I ain't mad tho)

Dreaming of Tomorrow ...

Photography Credit: Lost City

Lost City got a sneak peak at the Arby's in Downtown Brooklyn (it's gorgeous, BTW) - which opens tomorrow.  And NO, Arby's never called ME for my grand tour/free meal - so I'll have my delicious dinner "incognito" after work.

But that's seriously OK, I don't mind paying for quality roast beef. And this way I won't have to worry about the paparazzi photographing me stuffing curly fries into my Arby-Q Sauce-stained face.  After all, the Paps have already found out where I live.


UPDATE:  A PR rep for Arby's just sent me a really sweet email - offering me an official tour and thanking me for my support. Remember this day, Biatches - January 20th, 2010 is THE DAY I OFFICIALLY "ARRIVED". I'm still going to sneak in anonymously tomorrow after work to strap on the feedbag - but I'm attempting to arrange an "official" visit for early next week.  Stay tuned...

BREAKING: Brooklyn Arby's to Open NEXT WEEK!

Thanks to those of you who sent me this story yesterday.  The Arby's in downtown Brooklyn (the one I've been breathlessly awaiting) is scheduled to open next Thursday!

I took this great news to the DavidDust "Art Department", and my crack staff (crackHEAD staff??) created this gorgeous artist's rendering of me entering the new Arby's ...

Didn't they do a great job?!? Look how thin they made me look!!  Anywhore, I WILL be taking a trip to Brooklyn in eight days for some delicious roast beef and curly fries.  Then I'll return to my apartment to watch the second episode of Project Runway Season 7.  And all will be right with the world...

>P,B!

Latest Arby's Coupon

Go HERE and print this coupon from the official Arby's site. It expires in two days ... so GET BUSY (and send me pictures)! I'm very tempted to jump on the train to New Jersey and use this coupon myself.

Thanks to Cre8ivtyp for the heads-up.