Anyone Got A Few Hundred Million Dollars They Could Loan Me ??

Apparently this news is a few weeks old, but Wendy's/Arby's is looking to sell off their less-profitable Arby's division. What the corporate geniuses don't realize is that Arby's would be EXTREMELY profitable if they would simply put one near my job and another near my apartment. BOOM - instant profitability.

Anywhore, if anyone has a few hundred million dollars they can part with, feel free to click on the DONATE button on the right sidebar of this blog. I'm sure the IRS would have no problems with me receiving a sum containing 7 or 8 zeros via PayPal. And when I buy Arby's, I'll put up a pretty plaque in your honor, right under the Satisfaction Bell.

In other Arby's news - I found out that Arby's held a launch event/tasting for their new Angus Three Cheese and Bacon sandwich (below) here in NYC yesterday, and I WAS NOT INVITED. Not a week goes by that I don't mention my favorite fast food joint  restaurant  DINING EXPERIENCE, and yet I'm not on the Arby's VIP Press List?!? That really hurts.

And don't think I won't remember this when I own the company. When it comes to delicious Roast Beef, I NEVER forget...

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Yesterday's Lunch: Roast Beast

Yesterday I channeled my inner Cindy Lou Who and had delicious 'Roast Beast' for lunch.

Hungry Bunny Haz A Sad ...

Thanks to DustBunny William for sending in this TRAGIC picture of a vacant Arby's (which I then 'tweaked' a little).

I need the Bunny Nation to ask themselves this question every morning: "What will I do to help keep Arby's in business today?". Because, seriously, if Arby's goes under - I just won't be able to take it.

DON'T MAKE CUTE BUNNIES (and a certain blogger) CRY - SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL ARBY'S!

Dear Arby's Publicist - What About ME?!?

Look what I saw on the Lost City Blog - a Publicist for the soon-to-open Arby's in Downtown Brooklyn contacted them...

Today, a press agent for the fast food franchise—which has taken possession of the beautiful, 19th-century, landmarked interior of the old Gage and Tollner space on Fulton Mall in downtown Brooklyn—reached out to Lost City.

Aside from offering an interview with an Arby's rep (yes!), the publicist wanted to communicate two things. Arby's will bring 110 new jobs to the borough, and—very exciting—the joint will offer free Wi-Fi.

What irks me about this is the fact that Lost City, which is otherwise a great blog, has NOT been supportive of my favorite Roast Beef Fine Dining Establishment moving into the historic Brooklyn space.  Meanwhile, who has been a bigger champion of Arby's than I have???

Dear Arby's Publicist: I am available for a VIP tour on Thursday in exchange for all THE  FREE  PUBLICITY I've been giving you.  And then I'd be happy to sit down and enjoy my complimentary meal of delicious roast beef and curly fries.  You can reach me at daviddust@gmail.com so we can work out the details.

With Love and Horsey Sauce,

David Dust