Martha Stewart (who turns 69 today) is one of those people you either love or hate - I happen to fall into the "love" category. She's a perfectionist, she's pretentious, and she can be an utter biatch - but Martha embraces these character traits and has made a fortune because of them. Martha Stewart doesn't try to be something she's not, which has worked quite well for her thus far.
And let's not forget that Ms. Stewart served 5 months in federal prison (on some B.S. charges I might add) without crying or moaning about it - unlike these messy D-list starlets who sob at the thought of a WEEKEND in lockup. Martha could teach Lindsay a thing or two about "manning up" - and then she could show her how to make a lovely dried floral arrangement for her foyer (pronouced "FOY-yay" - learn it). Although Linds would probably end up smoking the dried hydrangea...
Anywhore, check out this video of outtakes/bloopers from Martha Stewart's TV show, when things didn't go exactly as Martha had planned...
