Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Free Steven Slater


There is now a WEBSITE, a BookFace PAGE, and even a LEGAL DEFENSE FUND for fabulous Diva Steven Slater.  I'm waiting for him to run for Mayor of New York City - he'd certainly be more riveting than whiny Mayor Bloomberg. And I bet our crime rate would drop to 0.0%.  After all...


You know, I realize what Miss Thang did was wrong.  But let's face it, Steven did what many of us have dreamed about doing a million times.  And the best part about it was that he did it with style.

And TRUST ME, the idiot passenger he tangled with is a dime-a-dozen here in NYC.  They get a job at Conde Nast or some hedge fund and suddenly think they are WAY too important to follow simple instuctions. So they do whatever the hell they want, and usually get away with it.  But not if Steven Slater has anything to do with it.  Steven Slater = the Gay Chuck Norris...
Steven Slater was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
If you spell "Steven Slater" in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Nobody does it like Sara Lee. Except Steven Slater.
Steven Slater doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Steven Slater can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.
There is no Control button on Steven Slater's computer. Steven Slater is always in control.