Those of us who watched MTV's Jersey Shore know that poor Snooki (above left) spent the entire summer unsuccessfully "Snookin' for love". She had guys throw up on her and guys pass out on her - but she just couldn't seem to find that one special guy to "smush".
I'm happy to report that Snooki has finally found a man. I saw the pictures above over at Dwight's blog, and was immediate struck by how hot Emilio Antonio was. But then I realized that Snooki is 4' 9" - so that means that Emilio is about 5' 0", if that. I guess members of The Lollipop Guild need love too.
In other Jersey Shore news, it was revealed yesterday that the show's 2nd season will be filmed in South Beach - and not in New Jersey. And THAT's "The Situation" as it stands right now...