As any good Christian knows - The Gays are bad. But remember, God ALSO hates shrimp, crab, lobster, clams and mussels.
So after you attend your tea bagging parties and anti-gay rallies, you BETTER not head to Red Lobster or Bubba Gump with your opposite-marriage family. That would make God angry. It says so in the Bible, so it has to be true.
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