Investment Advice ...

... from Lady Bunny:

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0.00 today. 

But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00. 

Therefore the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan.

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Blame The Smurfs - Part II

Oy - the economy is so NOT smurfy right now...





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Blame The Smurfs

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You Lose Money - Miguel Loses His Clothes

This is like a Wall Street version of Spin The Bottle! The people at Puma have started something called The Puma Index - if the stock market loses value, then the hot model loses an article of Puma clothing. But if, heaven forbid, the stock market goes up, he starts putting his clothes back on. To visit the site, go HERE.

Also, for my three straight male readers (shout-outs to Big Mark, Ken, and Mr. Mischief!) there is supposedly some hussy on The Puma Index that will disrobe instead of hot papi Miguel Iglesias (pictured above). Needless to say, I haven't explored that section of the site - so I have NO idea what's going on over there. You're on your own, guys.

And speaking of Miguel Iglesias - he is a former Hottie of the Day.

h/t to Towleroad.