Showing posts with label Sirabella's. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sirabella's. Show all posts

Friday, January 8, 2010

Lost City GOES OFF on Speakerphone D-Bags



O.M.G. - If you HATE people who insist on using speakerphone, then you must read Lost City's expose on speakerphone abusers.  Here's a tidbit...
Speakerphones are rudeness made physical. There's no excuse for them. You are not that busy that you can't pick up the phone. And if you are, hire another assistant, because you must be truly monumental in whatever your business is. No, you're not busy, you're just overly impressed with your many irons in the fire, and decadently slothful. What a feeling of prideful liberty it must be to not talk into a receiver but into the very air, as if the cosmos are awaiting your next command. Talk to the left, talk to the right, up, down, back, front—someone it still listening! My God, what weight your words have. And why shouldn't they? You're a living, breathing, vibrant being with a big office. That other person on the line is just a tinny voice inside a little box! The plebe! The insect!
Read the entire thing HERE.

I HATE speakerphones.  For years I took telephone delivery orders at a restaurant on the fancy-schmancy Upper East Side.  And anytime someone would call me using speakerphone I ALWAYS pretended I couldn't hear them...

Me: "Thank you for calling Sirabella's, how can I help you?"

Woman "preparing dinner" for her family (on speakerphone):  "Yes, I need an order for delivery".

Me (pretending the biatch's speakerphone wasn't working): "Hello? ... Anybody there?!? ... Hello???"

Woman (now YELLING into speakerphone):  "ORDER FOR DELIVERY!!!!!!"

Me"Hello?!? Hello?!?..."

Woman picks up her phone and proceeds with her order.  It worked every time and it was oddly satisfying making people actually pick up the phone.

Does anyone else have a problem with speakerphones?

Monday, October 15, 2007

Happy Birthday Isabel



Happy belated birthday to another former Sirabella's coworker and friend, Isabel. Unfortunately, I missed her EXTRAVAGANZA on Saturday night...I'm sure Shanta will tell me all about it.

Friday, September 28, 2007

Happy Birthday Toni!

Happy Birthday Toni! Yes, my longtime friend (and former Sirabella’s Restaurant co-worker) is celebrating her birthday today.




Isn't she adorable?! Some of you may not know this, but Toni was once a Second Runner-Up in the "Miss Brooklyn Housing Projects" beauty pageant. And she has the certificate to prove it!

This reminds me - I MUST share some Sirabella's stories with you all from time to time. Like the one about the Tranny who worked as a hostess, or the owner's famous quote: "I don't know WHERE you're going to find Romaine on a night like tonight" (answer: the grocery store, dumbass!), or maybe the one about how they kept the Dining Room dark so you couldn't see the roaches. Good times...good times....

Toni's birthday also marks the beginning of what I like to call "Birthday Hell". It seems like almost everyone I know was born between now and October 14 (friggin Libras!). The Hallmark store LOVES me this time of year.

Happy birthday Sweet Pea.