Showing posts with label Rules. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rules. Show all posts

Friday, September 21, 2007

Daddy Of The Day - Oscar De La Hoya

Today’s Daddy of the Day is Olympic gold medalist and world champion boxer Oscar De La Hoya. He is 24 years old and married to singer Millie Corretjer (they have one baby boy). De La Hoya also has 3 other kids, to 3 different Baby Mamas (including actress Shanna Moakler).

Take a look:



Now since today’s posts seem to be dealing with rules, I’m going to throw another rule out there: boxing champs should never do drag. Ever. These pictures were supposedly taken by a stripper from Scores West:







According to the New York Daily News:

“She says she took the photos at the Ritz-Carlton in Philadelphia on May 17. He wore size 9 ladies shoes (ed. note: that’s a size 7 men’s – TINY!). He also liked wearing thigh-high nylons. He liked sex games. He and the girl would sit in a chair that they’d pretend was a motorcycle. He’d pretend he was the girl on the back of motorcycle. She’d be the guy. He’d grab her around the waist and squeal, ‘Faster! Faster!”

“He’d send a private plane or fly them first-class,” says a stripper. “They’d meet up in hotels, where the party could go on for days. There was a lot of tequila. It involved men and women. They indulged his every whim and taste.”



His people claim the pictures are photoshopped and the stripper is just out for money (a stripper out for money - shocking!). These days I can never tell what’s photoshopped and what isn’t – so judge for yourself.

Gorgeous Men Should Never Wear Hats

Hot men should not wear hats (except baseball caps). The most gorgeous man in the world can be totally transformed into a fugly cheeseball by putting on a silly hat.

Case in point - my daddy Adam Rodriguez from CSI Miami. As you can see from my previous post, and from the pictures below, he is a total stud.




Now look how retarded he looks when he wears a hat (pics from a CBS event earlier this week - courtesy of A Socialite's Life):




As you can see - without hat = extremely hot. With hat = extremely NOT...and vaguely Amish.

Adam, I love you - but please lose the hat!

My Blogging Rules

Tomorrow will mark the "one month" blogiversary of David Dust. Over these last 4 weeks, I have decided on a few rules to live by:

I will not talk shit about my friends, family, or anyone else with whom I interact. After all, they may one day read this and get pissed off.

I will not talk shit about my job, bosses, or coworkers because my job pays the bills.

I will try my hardest to keep all posts at a PG-13 rating. I'm not a pornographer, for goodness' sake!

I have to say, I am BUSTING AT THE SEAMS right now NOT to break the first rule. OMG! It is taking all the strength I have not to totally destroy a certain someone (you know who you are).