Michael Phelps: Two Out Of Four Ain't Bad

Michael Phelps lost twice during the Charlotte UltraSwim Grand Prix over the weekend - his first competition since the big pot-smoking brouhaha. Although Phelps won the 200m freestyle and the 100m butterfly on Friday, he was defeated by Aaron Peirsol in the 100m backstroke on Saturday. And yesterday, Phelps was defeated by French hottie Frederick Bousquet (below) in the 100m freestyle. Read the story HERE.


BTW - Bousquet once showed his "French baguette" via webcam - and someone saved the pics. See the NSFW images HERE.

Work That Gold, Biatch!!!!

I seriously hope Michael Phelps takes some time off to get drunk, eat junk food, and have sex. All at the same time, if possible.

You deserve it, Champ!

White Meat Monday Daddy Of The Day - Michael Phelps

I am going to try and feature as many Olympic Hotties as I can this week - and my first one is superstar Michael Phelps. Did you see the USA beat those French bastards in the relay?!? It was très exiting - and it totally shut up the boasting French team.

Michael Phelps is the "ugliest" hottie I have ever seen. His ears stick out, his teeth are messed up, and his mouth is huge. But more often than not, he manages to look sexy as Hell. I guess having the ultimate "sexy swimmer's body" helps a lot.

He also seems like an all-around good guy.