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Eat My Shorts

"Eat My Shorts!"

... Bart Simpson

Ruben B. 

“Women need to realize that jogging clothes are for exercise, and please don't wear black to weddings, y'all. Men, please don't wear shorts with your hairy legs sticking out. It is okay for sports or intimate situations.”

... Dixie Carter

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Shorts

plural noun SHORTS

Definition:

1. short pants: pants that end somewhere between the upper thigh and the knee

2. underpants: men's underpants

3. agriculture mixture of bran and coarse flour: a mixture of bran and coarse flour left over from the milling of wheat

4. stock exchange short-dated items: bills or securities that are due to mature within a comparatively short space of time

THEY Wear Short-Shorts - Part II

Who wears short shorts?

WE wear short shorts!

If you dare wear short shorts,

Nair for short shorts!

For Part I (or if you have no idea what the words mean), click HERE.

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They Wear Short-Shorts

Damon

Denis Sergovskiy

I wonder if he realizes that he's "hanging a peach"?!?

Jazmany Castellanos

Jonathan Simos

You young Biatches might not remember the Nair "Who Wears Short-Shorts?!" commercials, but every time I think of the word 'shorts', this jingle runs through my head...