White Meat Monday Boyfriends - Mr. Miley Cyrus

Justin Gaston - underwear model and wannabe country music star - shows off his package in the latest edition of VMan. Justin, 20, and Miley Cyrus, 16, are supposedly "just friends" and occasionally attend church together. If I were Miley, Justin would definitely get a little over-the-sweater action (at the very LEAST). But then again I'm a big whore who never goes to church.

By the way - did you see Miley's ridiculous dress on the red carpet last night? Why does Miley's stylist insist on dressing her like she is 36, and not 16? It just seemed like a bit much.

Getting Gay With Gaston - Part Two

Justin Gaston spent Halloween with girlfriend Miley Cyrus and the Cyrus family at their home. As a "joke", Justin (who is 20-years-old) dressed up like Miley's ex-boyfriend - Nick Jonas (of the Jonas Brothers). I had no idea Hannah Montana (who is only 15-years-old) did so much dating! See more on their Halloween HERE.

I certainly hope they didn't serve any alcohol - Justin can't seem to handle his liquor. See Part One of "Getting Gay With Gaston" HERE to find out what I mean.

Getting Gay With Gaston

Country singer (and former model) Justin Gaston is reportedly Miley Cyrus' boyfriend. They have been spotted together on many occasions, and Justin attends church regularly with the Cyrus family. See my previous post HERE.

Apparently church-going Justin also likes to drink. And by the looks of things, the more he drinks, the gayer he acts. Just like a typical straight boy...

Please make out...Please make out...Please make out!...

Clutch the pearls!

Please DON'T make out...please DON'T make out...

Hey fellas - GET A ROOM!

White Meat Monday Daddy Of The Day - Justin Gaston

Miley Cyrus, 15, took her "friend" Justin Gaston, 20, to church last weekend - prompting rumors of a possible romance. Personally, I think it was real classy that they both wore tank tops to worship the Lord.

Gaston is a country music singer and former model who competed on NBC's Nashville Star. Although cute, he wasn't the best singer and did not win the competition.