Showing posts with label Jack Bauer Facts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jack Bauer Facts. Show all posts

Monday, September 28, 2009

NYC Celebrity Sighting - Kiefer Sutherland


OMG - I just passed Kiefer Sutherland on the street! As I was walking toward my restaurant a few minutes ago, I saw a man get out of a cab and pause for a moment in front of my job. As I got a little closer I noticed it was Kiefer Sutherland, and he had stopped so a delivery man could take a cell phone picture of him. Jack Bauer was dressed in jeans and a plain white t-shirt, cigarette dangling from his mouth, and he was smiling from ear-to-ear. Then he went on his merry way, right past me - still grinning.

I have to say this ... Jack Bauer is shorter in person than I thought. Although he may not be tall, here are some "true facts" you may not know about Jack Bauer...


Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

Jack Bauer sleeps with a gun under the pillow. But he could kill you with the pillow.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Only Jack came down. Jill was a f*cking terrorist.

For more True Facts About Jack Bauer, go HERE.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

True Facts About Jack Bauer

One of my favorite shows, 24, premieres tonight on Fox. I came across some "true facts" about 24's lead character - Jack Bauer. Here are some of my favorites...
Harry Houdini is the world's second greatest escape artist. The First is Jack Bauer. I never saw Houdini bite a guy's neck in order to escape.

Kiefer Sutherland drinks to forget all the terrible things Jack Bauer has done.

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

Jack Bauer sleeps with a gun under the pillow. But he could kill you with the pillow.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Only Jack came down. Jill was a fucking terrorist.

And here is one that only true fans of the show will understand:
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.

Check out the entire hilarious list of Jack Bauer "Facts" HERE.