Dubya Gets Slimed - Treats Bubba Like A Towel

Former presidents George W. Bush and Bill Clinton traveled to Haiti recently as part of their ongoing humanitarian mission to aid earthquake victims.

But as you can see in this video, Dubya gets skeeved after shaking a real live Haitian's hand, and wipes it on Bill Clinton's sleeve.  Smooth move, Ex Lax.

George W. Bush - keeping it classy on an INTERNATIONAL level, as usual.

Because What Haiti REALLY Needs Is Solar-Powered Bibles...

A faith-based group has decided to send solar-powered Bibles to the desperate and hungry masses in Haiti.  From News.Com.Au...

These are solar-powered audible Bibles that can broadcast the holy scriptures in Haitian Creole to 300 people at a time.

Called the "Proclaimer," the audio Bible delivers "digital quality" and is designed for "poor and illiterate people", the Faith Comes By Hearing group said.

I'm not saying that the people of Haiti don't need the comfort and hope of religion in their time of need.  I'm just saying that with Haitians rioting for food and clean water, solar-powered bibles are probably NOT what most residents are hoping to receive right now.

How about a cash donation to the Red Cross?!?  Is all I'm saying...

Pat Robertson Voodoo Doll

What a great idea!  Someone has made a Pat Robertson voodoo doll and is auctioning it off on Ebay.  All proceeds will go to Haitian earthquake relief.

Finally! What you've all been asking for! A one of a kind, handmade PAT ROBERTSON VOODOO DOLL.

After an exclusive deal with devil, we are finally able to bring black magic into your very own home! The lucky winner of this auction will attain the soul of Televangelist PAT ROBERTSON in a handheld figurine comprised of the finest straw, cloth, and other organic natural materials!

Ever wanted to cause Pat Robertson a massive headache? give him back pain? jab him in the crotch? Of course you have! Well then BID NOW to own your very own physical representation of the dark, dark soul of Pat Robertson.

Accessories included with the doll are Pat's very own "HOLY" BIBLE and BAG OF MONEY taken from real Americans! WOW!

Go HERE if you'd like to bid yourself.  But you MUST promise if you bid highest and get the doll, the first thing you'll do is sew Robertson's mouth shut.

Hat tip to Americablog.

David Blaine Magically Raises Money for Haiti

Gothamist reports that magician David Blaine will spend 72 hours in Times Square doing his thing and raising money for the Red Cross' Haitian relief efforts.  Blaine is scheduled to begin at 9:00 am this morning - maybe I'll swing through on my way home from work and see if I can catch a peek.

I find David Blaine both attractive and creepy at the same time.  What do you guys think about him?...