Happy Monday!

Ewwwwwwww...

Bats In The Belfry

GROSS!

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Denny's Now Offering "Lighter Fare"

Denny's has decided to get on the low-cal/low-carb/low-fat/zero-guilt bandwagon with two new light sandwiches:  the Mac ‘n Cheese Big Daddy Patty Melt (above): A hamburger patty topped with creamy mac ‘n cheese and “zesty Frisco sauce” stuffed inside a grilled cheese sandwich on potato bread. And make sure you ask for some gravy for your French Fries!!!

And for you healthy cheese-lovers out there - how about Denny's new Fried Cheese Melt: Four fried mozzarella sticks stuffed inside a grilled cheese sandwich. It's like eating delicious air, it's so light!!!

And if you can't decide on one or the other - go ahead and order BOTH!!

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Brooklyn Bunny Killers !

Apparently there is a growing "farming/homesteader" trend amongst Brooklyn hipster/hippies and this, somehow, justifies their BUNNICIDE!!! From The New York Post:

Martina Fugazzotto (below) remembers the moment she first fell for her boyfriend, Mike Caputo. It was when they butchered bunnies together. 

Likes guys named "Mike" and killing Bunnies

“I took a class at Third Ward, this collective in Bushwick,” she says. “I held a live rabbit in my hands, and I went through the [entire] process . . . each person did it themselves, and we learned what to do with every part of the rabbit.” 

“Last time I was in Brooklyn, it looked like every guy there was about to ship out for the Civil War,” says Christian Lander, creator of the blog Stuff White People Like and recent author of “Whiter Shades of Pale." 

He sees the current farming craze as the latest incarnation of the hipster quest for ultimate old-timeyness. “We have this amazing thing of wanting to live in this time that never existed,” Lander says, “where everything is old-fashioned but there are still iPhones.”

Damn dirty Hipster-Hippies! My only hope is that PETA finds out about this atrocity and does something about it. As a matter of fact, let me Google "PETA email" and get the ball rolling on this ... I can do it while eating the delicious fried chicken I bought for lunch.

What?!? That's TOTALLY different!! Chickens aren't cute and cuddly!! Oh, NEVERMIND...

Thanks to Froggy for the heads-up.


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This Is Even A Little Much For ME...

From The Daily What.

I Apologize In Advance For This Post

I know, this is simply inexcusable... :)

GROSS

From Amuse-Biatch. Now we all know that both Hosea and Leah broke up with their pieces after they bumped uglies onscreen. Does this mean these two bitches are humping on the regular?? I guess they had to keep it secret until The Hose was announced the winner. Gross.

"I Wish I Could Quit You"...

Because of current marriage laws, this couple can only file for "domestic partnership" - in Easterville, Massachusetts.