Thirsty?

As a matter of fact, I am a little bit parched...

Source

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TGIF

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."

... Kinky Friedman

"Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer."

... Henry Lawson 

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Why Didn't I Think Of That?

All you need is a McDonald's cup, some ice, and your favorite canned beverage. Side Note: it's a damn shame they no longer make Zima.

Also - someone needs to show this to Maddie, so she doesn't make the same mistake twice.

Source: TDW

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Better Than A Pot Of Gold ...

Saturday Night - Time For Some Drinks

A thirsty Luciano A.

Par-tay!!

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; 

The best of life is but intoxication.

... George Gordon Noel Byron

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

... George Burns

Drink Up! It's White Meat Monday!!

A Man Walks Into A Bar ...

A man walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer before problems start!"

After finishing his first beer, the man again orders a beer again by saying,

"Give me a beer before problems start!"

The bartender looks confused.

This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender walks up to the man.

"When are you going to pay for these beers?", the bartender asks.

The man answers, "Ah, now the problems start!"

White Meat Monday - The Joys of Beer

White Meat Monday - Beer

Peace, Bitch - It's White Meat Monday!

Welcome to White Meat Monday.

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