From The Celebrity File

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson 

Alex Rodriguez 

Ricky Martin

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A-Rod Goes Deep

I saw the above headline over at A Bit Of Loki, and it reminded me of two things: how much I love baseball in general, and how much I love Alex Rodriguez specifically.  Any time A-Rod want to "go deep" ...

Derek Jeter's Booty Manhandled By A-Rod!

I have blogged before about the gorgeous force of nature that is Derek Jeter's BOOTAY. Apparently Alex Rodriguez agrees with me.

Screen capture from yesterday's game as posted on Towleroad.

CoverDaddy of the Day - Alex Rodriguez

I know many people hate him, but I LOVES me some Alex Rodriguez. And I anxiously await baseball's Opening Day so I can see all my favorite PapiPlayers again.

Many of you have already seen A-Rod's photo shoot in Details magazine, but one look at those arms (and those eyes), and I knew I had to post these pics myself.

Check out my previous A-Rod posts HERE, HERE and HERE. Play Ball!!

BREAKING: A-Rod Tested Positive For Steroids

Sports Illustrated is reporting that Alex Rodriguez tested positive for steroids in 2003, while playing for the Texas Rangers. It wouldn't surprise me, considering that steroid use can make your breasteses grow...

Bitch Tits!!!

Leave Papi Alone!

Toronto Blue Jays fans heckled "well-endowed" A-Rod this weekend about his supposed affair with Her Madgesty. Now that's just mean.

Madonna and A-Rod???

US Weekly is reporting that NY Yankees Third Baseman Alex Rodriguez has been making late night visits to Madonna’s apartment on Central Park West.

This wouldn’t surprise me one single bit. A-Rod has been unfaithful to his wife before, and is said to like muscular women (have you seen Madge’s body lately?). And Madonna is the ORIGINAL Papi-chaser, having snagged Carlos Leon as her first babydaddy, and supposedly bedded baseball superstar Jose Canseco. And I know at least one old-school gorgeous Papi that claims he got a piece of Ms. Ciccone when she was still an unknown musician living in NYC.

Read the story here.

Play Ball!

The New York Yankees are scheduled to play their final “Opening Day” game at the old Yankee’s Stadium this afternoon (although it’s being delayed by rain right now). Next year the team will play in their brand new stadium – currently being built next door.

Here are some of my fave Yankees this season.

Team Captain Derek Jeter

Robinson Cano

Melky Cabrera, showing his love for me by wearing my name on his head

"Big Daddy" Bobby Abreu

"A-Rod", Alex Rodriguez

The Mets (yes, I like both NYC teams!) have their opening game next week...

In other baseball news, Preznit George W. Bush was booed when he threw out the first pitch of the Washington Nationals game. See the story from Towleroad here.

A-Rod Finalizes Huge Deal With The Yankees

Alex Rodriguez finalized a record-setting $275 million deal with the New York Yankees today. That means I get to watch this pretty Dominican for the next 10 years. Thank you A-Rod, for doing what I asked.

Alex Rodriguez Named American League MVP

MVP = "Most Valuable Papi". See the full story here.

Is A-Rod Staying in NYC?

I really hope Alex Rodriguez ("A-Rod") stays with the Yankees. He's a little bit of a pompous ass, but he's SO nice to to look at! Besides, any Dominican with "Rod" in his name is worth keeping in my book.

Mondays STILL Suck

Yeah, I know – I sound like a broken record every Monday morning – but Mondays really do suck ass. Not only did I eat like a hog and not go to the gym this weekend, but Penn State lost AND friggin’ Boston won the World Series!!! It’s enough to make me want to crawl in a hole and not come out until tomorrow…

Oh, and did I mention that former Daddy of the Day Alex Rodriguez won't be playing for the Yankees next season? Ugh!!!!

Daddy Of The Day - A-Rod

Sometimes you got to adjust things!

Today's Daddy of the Day is Alex Rodriguez, AKA "A-Rod" - the 3rd Baseman for the New York Yankees. Last night he hit 2 home runs in the same inning (!) to help beat the Seatle Mariners, the team the Yankees are battling for a Wild Card spot in the post-season.

He is 32 years old, with Dominican heritage, and is probably the best baseball player playing the game right now.

And did I mention he is HOT?!?!