Go ahead and bask in the glamor of Real HouseHeifer of NJ Theresa Giudice and her future husband Joe from back in the day (above). And don't even try to act like you didn't wear these exact same outfits (which you purchased at Merry-Go-Round with your allowance money) while hanging out at the video arcade in 1986. I know the truth.
This is embarrassing, but I would have TOTALLY lusted after Joe back in the day. There was just something about a "business in the front, party in the back" haircut, a t-shirt with half-sleeves, and a cheesy mustache that really frosted my flakes back then ... {{hangs head in shame}}
Here they are today...
Yeah, I'd still hit it.
Via WickedGayBlog
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