Except for the fact that there were no such things as juice boxes when I was growing up. The closest thing we had in the 70's was "Lil Hugs", which - I must admit - WERE pretty damn gay ...
Anywhore, watch this paranoid conspiracy theorist/teabagger rant about kettle chips and chemicals turning people gay. BTW, he "has the government documents" to prove all of this - so it MUST be true ...
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