Did anyone else watch Taylor Lautner host Saturday Night Live last night? I did, and I can guarantee you one thing: Lautner's management team will be meeting tomorrow to figure out how to butch that boy up. Earlier in the week I said my Gaydar "blipped" a little when I watched Taylor's SNL promo video. Well, last night Mr. Lautner sent my Gaydar OFF THE CHARTS.
Now you know I'm a fan of Mr. Lautner'sshirtless pics work - and I'm not hating on the boy. I'm just stating the obvious. Taylor Lautner is gayer than Provincetown in July.
First of all, the adorable Taylor had absolutely no chemistry with any of the female SNL cast members ...
Now you know I'm a fan of Mr. Lautner's
First of all, the adorable Taylor had absolutely no chemistry with any of the female SNL cast members ...
Lautner, although not a cute 'girl', was at least a little more believable in drag. This sketch was cute - Taylor played a schoolgirl who was "Team Edward"...
But the point where my Gaydar absolutely broke was the final sketch, when Taylor was talking to a girl in a yogurt shop. He was just so NELLY. I mean, what straight guy holds a spoon like this?...
And then he CLUTCHED THE PEARLS!...
You can make your own conclusions, but I think there is one thing we can all agree upon. WHY DID TAYLOR LAUTNER REMAINED CLOTHED DURING THE ENTIRE EPISODE OF SNL?...
Let's face it, we tuned in to see abs - not bad wigs and yogurt. SNL producer Lorne Michaels should be ASHAMED of himself.
Oh, and here's a little message for Taylor ... CALL ME! (when you turn 18) ...
Oh, and here's a little message for Taylor ... CALL ME! (when you turn 18) ...
