Monday, December 14, 2009

Meet Me at the Shady Lady!


According to Joe.My.God, Nevada's legal brothels have been granted permission to add male Ho's to their stables, after battling over the wording of STD testing laws. Apparently the law specified a "cervical exam" for all working gals, which apparently men can't have. I guess I should have paid more attention in Health Class because I could have sworn I've been "examined" in a similar manner...

AnyWHORE (literally), the owner of the Shady Lady got the Nevada State Board of Health to ad urethral exams to the guidelines - thus allowing men to peddle their goods just like the women. God Bless America.

So, I'm thinking ... next Drunken Dust Bunny Weekend at The Shady Lady??? There is something there for EVERYONE!

Also, I would just like to add this: "Shady Lady" is the best name for a Ho-house EVER. Just saying...


UPDATE FROM TOWLEROAD: George Flint (below) - a former minister who is now a political lobbyist for Nevada's pimps brothel owners - announced that this could be like "Pearl Harbor" for the Nevada Ho business - because many find the idea of male's in the business "repugnant":


'We’ve worked hard for years to make the traditional brothel business in this state socially acceptable an something we can be proud of".

Obviously this dude doesn't understand the idea of "irony". Basically, this FORMER MINISTER is saying that paying women for a little action is "socially acceptable" - thanks, no doubt, to his lobbying efforts. But the same situation involving men is "repugnant".

I'm sorry buddy, but I'm pretty sure the definition of "repugnant" is whatever it is you and your wife do in between the sheets. Ewwwwwww.