Tuesday, August 10, 2010

I Guess Someone Had a Case of the Mondays


Don't Mess...


Steven Slater (above) a flight attendant with Jet Blue, couldn't get an unruly passenger to RESPECT HER AUTHORITAH yesterday upon arrival at JFK.  So, like any self-respecting Queen, she cursed his ass out over the public adress system, grabbed a couple beers from the galley, and ACTIVATED THE EMERGENCY SLIDE where she proceeded to slide her fabulous ass onto the tarmac.  Steven then sashayed to her apartment in - where else - Queens (where Mr. Slater was later arrested).  I'm just hoping Steven lit a cigarette and, in her best Joan Collins voice, spat out the words - "I will DESTROY You!" to the unruly bastard while blowing smoke in his face.


UPDATE:  According to Dlisted - when the cops knocked on Steven's door, Miss Thang was getting busy with her M-A-N.  Biatch is HARD CORE.

In the category of "Best Exit By An Angry Queen", the Judges give Steven Slater ...


TEN ... TEN ... TENS ACROSS THE BOARD!!!!  Come collect your Trophy, Girl!!!!