When I was a freshman in college, the woman who cleaned our dorm floor referred to men's underwear as "Dutchies". Every once in a while she'd find a pair of stray underwear in our common bathroom - prompting her to walk up and down the hallways screaming "WHO'S DUTCHIES ARE THESE?!?". Needless to say, no one would ever claim them once she started hollering.
Which pair of Dutchies would you like to find on YOUR bathroom floor?...
