Are you Biatches up on the Twatter Twitter yet? If not, what are you waiting for? Think of Twitter as BookFace Facebook for anti-social people. You don't have to comment on your "friend's" new pic or status changes. You don't have to "Buy A Biatch A Drink" or "Send A Ho A Hug". And you aren't brow-beaten to play games like FarmJewel, MafiaVille, and WarTown. You also don't have to worry about whether or not to "friend" your mother and your boss.
And when you log into Twitter, an alert doesn't go out to your "friends" saying that you are now logged in - prompting requests to chat. This is the reason why I don't do BookFace ... I'm "just not that into" some people.
Check out Twatter Twitter ... and FOLLOW ME. Because I am absolutely "into" all of my Twitter Ho's.
Get it?!? Twitter "HOSE"!!!! ...
Sorry.
