I just found out that my college girlfriend (yes, I'm talking about a real woman) in in town for the day and wants to meet. We have remained friends (even after I came out to her), but haven't seen each other in almost 20 years. AND NOW I'M FAT!!!!!
OMG - I have been frantically trying on and ripping off clothes for the last hour, trying to find something that doesn't make me look huge...
Well, it's nice to know some things DON'T change ... I'm still vain and shallow after all these years.
