Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Someone TOTALLY Wants Me!...


I received a comment recently from "Anonymous", who sends me similar love notes from time to time. Seriously, this dude wants me BAD...

The comment below was left on my latest Project Runway recap post. Needless to say, I didn't publish it - because our love is a private and beautiful thing that should only be shared between the two of us. However, I can't keep "us" a secret anymore, and I have chosen to bring our relationship out into the light for all to see...


Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Project Runway Episode Three - Where's Michael Kor...":

Here you go again, with your nastiness toward talented people. Do you own a mirror? You're a huge, overweight, ugly man with bad teeth, squinty eyes, morbid addictions to a. men who will NEVER fuck you and b. food that's transparently deadly. You know nothing about fashion, as evidenced by your pictures. You're too lazy and pathetic to go to a gym or even a doctor. You should kill yourself. You're a huge ugly wart on society. Think about that and cry yourself to sleep every night as you should instead of turning on people who take care of themselves. I bet your breath stinks too.


OMG ... isn't he ADORABLE - with all his compliments and words of advice?!?

Seriously darling - stop playing hard-to-get and send me your street address. I'll come right over and give you EXACTLY what you want and deserve. Hard. Again and again and again. But remember, my dear, that true love sometimes hurts ... A LOT.

P.S. - Don't worry, I'll bring Breath Mints!!

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO