Wednesday, September 2, 2009

"Pastor" Claims All Gays Are Pedophiles


"Pastor" Steven Anderson (above) of the Faithful Word Baptist "Church" of Tempe, AZ is the idiot who got national attention by telling his congregation that he prays for President Obama's death.

Anderson's nightly prayer probably goes something like this...

Now I lay me down to sleep.
I pray the Lord my soul to keep.
And if it's not too must to ask,
could you please kill that black guy
who is making all us backwoods inbreds
crazier than a sack full of ferrets?
Kthxbai.

This "man of God" (barf) displayed his gentle and loving brand of Christianity again during an interview with openly gay journalist/blogger Michelangelo Signorile. It seems that Anderson is convinced that all gay people are pedophiles. Period. End of story.

Here is a transcript of a portion of their conversation (and I'm seriously not making this part up)...

MS: You know, I'm gay..I'm gay, and I don't molest any children. What do you think of that?
SA: Well, I'd say you're lying.
MS: You think i must be molesting children, right?
SA: Exactly, right.
MS: Do you pray that I'll died tonight?
SA: If you're a homosexual, I hope you get brain cancer like Ted Kennedy.

How can ANYONE consider this guy a Christian?

I don't wish brain cancer on Steve Anderson, but I DO hope that his five children grow up to despise and shun him for his disgusting beliefs. And I also hope at least one of them turns out to be a fabulous, non-pedophile, homersextical.

h/t to Joe.My.God.