Happy Birthday to my darling Mother - Mama Bunny. Many of you have become acquainted with my Mom through her amusing comments and her recent Shear Genius recap. Two of Mom's recent comments are CLASSIC Mama Bunny - and sum her up perfectly.
Last week I was horrified when a coworker made an unkind comment about my sick cat Emmy, who is doing GREAT (knock wood), BTW. My Mother made two separate comments - here is the first one:
Mama Bunny sez:
TAKE A DEEP BREATH! Do not let this asshat (I love that name -- I learned it from you) push your buttons again -- you give him too much power when you lose your temper. I know you are heartsick about Emmy, but you must remain calm when dealing with this asshat. asshat asshat asshat
XOXOXO
Mama Bunny
After a four-hour simmer, Mama Bunny added:
Mama Bunny sez:
My first comment was Good Mommy. Bad Mommy wants equal time: WHERE IS THAT DIRTY FORK YOU HAVE BEEN THREATENING TO STICK IN SUEDE'S NECK? Just take a deep breath and STICK THAT BITCH! With our family history of mental illness, there is not a jury in the country that would convict you.
XOXOXO
Mama Bunny
Seriously, you all have NO IDEA how much those two comments sum up my fabulous Mother. I love you Mom - and I hope you got the Junior's Cheesecake and card I sent. I'll call you later.
XOXOXOXOXOXO
Your Proud and Loving Son,
David
