These are just a few brief and random observations about last night’s snoozefest of a reunion show:
● As I mentioned, Gail covered up her boobies. Plus, she seems to have “a thing” for Cracky McMethhead (Andrew). I am resigning as president of the “Gail and Her Funbags Fan Club”, effective immediately.
● Before they even talked about it, I wrote in my notes: “Zoi and Jen seem distant”. Was it just me, or did Zoi come across as kind of a bitch last night – whereas “Baboon” Jen seemed much more likable? Lesbian Drama!
● Speaking of lesbians, Lisa still makes me want to hurl. I love it when she said she was at a “lesbian party”. What, like a WNBA game??
● Andrew came up with the two best lines of the night: “I’m not gay, but I’d probably let him [Spike] bang me”. It is official – Andrew is a bottom.
● The other line made me SCREAM out loud in hysterics. He sarcastically described one of his competitors making “butterscotch waterfalls out of Unicorn cock!” – which will be the new name of this blog.
● Dale seemed a little more likable last night – although he’s still a dumbass. He described his personality as “Half the time inappropriate, and 5% retarded”. That adds up to 55% percent if you do the math. What’s the other 45%? Oh that’s right – teeny, tiny, little wee testicles…
● “I have a culinary boner” was, predictably, this year’s “T-Shirt Catch Phrase”. I bet MikeInBama has already ordered his. Another priceless bon mot out of Andrew’s meth-mouth.
● Lastly, I don’t think the person who won the competition (Stephanie) should be able to also win “fan favorite”. I think that $10,000 should be for one of the losers. After all, Stephanie already has $100,000. I think the producers should start calling the “fan favorite” the “Boobie Prize” and have Gail hand it out at the end of each season. In that case, I would resume my presidency of Gail and her Boobies’ fan club.
Feel free to discuss in the comments…
● As I mentioned, Gail covered up her boobies. Plus, she seems to have “a thing” for Cracky McMethhead (Andrew). I am resigning as president of the “Gail and Her Funbags Fan Club”, effective immediately.
● Before they even talked about it, I wrote in my notes: “Zoi and Jen seem distant”. Was it just me, or did Zoi come across as kind of a bitch last night – whereas “Baboon” Jen seemed much more likable? Lesbian Drama!
● Speaking of lesbians, Lisa still makes me want to hurl. I love it when she said she was at a “lesbian party”. What, like a WNBA game??
● Andrew came up with the two best lines of the night: “I’m not gay, but I’d probably let him [Spike] bang me”. It is official – Andrew is a bottom.
● The other line made me SCREAM out loud in hysterics. He sarcastically described one of his competitors making “butterscotch waterfalls out of Unicorn cock!” – which will be the new name of this blog.
● Dale seemed a little more likable last night – although he’s still a dumbass. He described his personality as “Half the time inappropriate, and 5% retarded”. That adds up to 55% percent if you do the math. What’s the other 45%? Oh that’s right – teeny, tiny, little wee testicles…
● “I have a culinary boner” was, predictably, this year’s “T-Shirt Catch Phrase”. I bet MikeInBama has already ordered his. Another priceless bon mot out of Andrew’s meth-mouth.
● Lastly, I don’t think the person who won the competition (Stephanie) should be able to also win “fan favorite”. I think that $10,000 should be for one of the losers. After all, Stephanie already has $100,000. I think the producers should start calling the “fan favorite” the “Boobie Prize” and have Gail hand it out at the end of each season. In that case, I would resume my presidency of Gail and her Boobies’ fan club.
Feel free to discuss in the comments…
