Things I Hate

• People who chew loudly - ESPECIALLY loud gum chewers
• Cheap people
• Dirty bathrooms
• Mushrooms
• People who drift through their days in a dream - not paying attention
• Chocolate (except milk chocolate candy)
• Young, skinny, cute bitches with hunky boyfriends
• Old, fat, ugly bitches with hunky boyfriends
• Not having a hunky boyfriend