Friday, November 11, 2011

News: Kris Jenner Admits To Cheating So You’ll Buy Her Book



 Kris Jenner cheated on Robert Kardashian which is what really led to their divorce, so naturally she’s going to exploit that fact to sell more copies of her book. “If there’s a way to whore whoring, you whore that whoring like a whore.” – Kris Jenner, 2007.

“Robert had been the only man in my life since I was 18,” Jenner writes in her book. “I don’t know why I was having a mid-life crisis at 30, but I was. His name was Ryan, and he was a producer. We had wild sex everywhere, all the time.” Jenner further explained that she got caught red-handed with her secret lover at a restaurant after Kardashian had her followed. She says he filed for divorce soon after.
Jenner spoke to Jay Leno in more detail about her indiscretion on “The Tonight Show” last night.
“When you’re very young you do a lot of stupid things. It’s probably the biggest regret of my life that I ended up having an affair,” she said. “I was probably just really naive and stupid and restless and didn’t realize that marriage has it ups and downs.”


Robert left her penniless after the divorce and she planned to be self-sufficient for the rest of her life, only to immediately become really close “friends” with Robert again until she fucked Bruce Jenner.

Anyway, from there it was a simple matter of pimping her children to make a living.