For Republicans, Super-Duper Tuesday pushed cranky old John McCain into the lead for their presidential nomination - although "Mittens" Romney and "No Abortions or Gays" Mike Huckabee have vowed to stay in the race.
On the Democratic side, Clinton and Obama almost evenly split their delegates, providing no clear frontrunner.
I was up until after 1:00 am flipping between CNN and MSNBC, watching the returns. I just LIVE for this shit...
