Forbes recently ranked New York City as the nation's fourth most miserable city. Who in the HELL are they callin' miserable? Those rat bastards...I outta kick each and every one of them in the nuts...calling us MISERABLE...that's ridiculous!
You know what you can do Forbes? You wanna know what I think you should all do?.....
Yeah, KISS MY ASS Forbes!!! Why would ANYONE call this a miserable city?!? As any intelligent person would know, it's all sunshine and kittens here in NYC - so SUCK IT Bitches!
